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The Party (Part 2: The after party)

The Party (Part 2: The after party)

After I went downstairs at Clark’s birthday party, I walked around with a new and seemingly undeserved confidence.  Smiling very wide, I went around to tell one of my buddies the good news about my very recent loss of innocence.  He gave me an emphatic high-five, and said “Oh man! That’s awesome! Which girl was…

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The Party (How to lose your virginity [Part 1])

The Party (How to lose your virginity [Part 1])

The scene in this picture is exactly what a house party is like; Smoky air, people absurdly drunk, and the hazy image of potentially nude breasts in the background. While this picture was taken outside after the Chicago Blackhawks won the championship, it describes exactly the scene at a great college party, specifically the ones…

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5 hot spots to score a rebound

5 hot spots to score a rebound

We’ve all been there. Victims of a broken heart perhaps once, twice, hell maybe even three or four times in our lifetime. However, that doesn’t mean that all hope is lost in finding love again, or the perfect rebound for the time being. Lincoln Park affords its residents tons of luxuries and access to plenty of bars…

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Work-Hot: The true story

Work-Hot: The true story

If I was alone on an island with Chewbacca for eight months, after the seventh month I might catch myself saying “I guess Chewbacca has a pretty nice ass.”  Every day in regular society, I find myself thanking the heavens for the invention of yoga pants*, because after family and comedy, I love a woman’s…

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The Girl Next Door (The Truth In Parentheses)

The Girl Next Door (The Truth In Parentheses)

A lot of people say I like the kind of tattooed woman who rides her bike to music festivals before going to sleep in her hostel-like apartment in one of the cooler neighborhoods of the city.  (They are right).  They have even gone as far to give this type of woman an ever-appropriate nickname, “The…

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